My Painting Poem

I've painted this and I've painted that,
Thank goodness I didn't have to paint my mat.

I have paint on my hand and paint on my knee,
Oh my, I have paint all over me.

I have more paint on me than I do on the Wall,
It's a Southern thing...........Ya'll

I've painted the walls with a shelf on the side,
I've painted most everything.... except for my pride.

There's paint on the walls, there's paint on the floor,
Oh my goodness, now there's paint on my door.

Most of my painting should make me proud,
But all this does is make me want to....scream out loud.