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America, we have some serious issues

Sunday, June 09, 2013

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Howdy kids

Ok. Houston we have a problem. Truer words were never spoken. I just got emails from all the sp groups I belong to. Here's what it says

No topic off limits
Classic rock fans
Sexy upgrade
Spark Texas
San Antonio digest
Columbus city digest
Men you're not alone
Sp class march 17-23 2013

You guys suck. Out of all these groups how in the hell am I the fitness leader in every one of them. This is just wrong

I mean sure I run for 50 minutes every morning. Ok. I spend 10 minutes or so doing core work. And I guess i do manage 28 flights of stairs a day. And I suppose I do spend 10 hours a day chasing cars up and down the assembly line. So that's a 10, add 1, carry the 4, divid by, um ok. Damn. No wonder I'm leading all these groups. I spend 14 hours a day in motion. So, um, Do I get a wheaties endorsement with this.

Never mind America. We now return you to your local programming.

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