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Channeling Raymond Burr .

Saturday, May 25, 2013

I know they say you should give yourself positive affirmations

I always have a hard time doing that . I look in the mirror and say some but all I do back is grimace and say " YEAH RIGHHHT !"
So yesterday out of the blue I channeled Raymond Burr or did he just appear ? I am not sure...
I have been having issues with my scale. Well maybe not the scale so much its new but my floor , I live in a wonderful old Victorian house with sloping floors , So I can weigh in with five pounds up or ten pounds down ! I was trying to even the floor by putting books under the scale and placing it in various places around the apartment .Needless to say I was getting aggravated , That's when Raymond Burr waltzed in , with his suave masculine charisma " What are you doing ?" " I am trying to get this #$$%%!!! Scale to work ! " " You know your a wonderful woman .. Your smart and intelligent ..Does it matter what the number is on the scale as long as you can tell if you lost or gained ? I personally never cared about my weight .." " Yeah right but your Raymond Burr ! Your drop dead sexy even though your fat ! " at this remark Raymond narrowed his eyes and gave a huff " If you don't mind I prefer PORTLY, " Then he went on ... " I am here to tell you that your beautiful just the way you are . If you want to improve , then improve ..but remember you can do anything you set your mind to , I have faith in you ."
A m I crazy ? No I dont think so .. although others might disagree ! The affirmations seemed to be more real and less silly when Raymond said them ! emoticon
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  • _LINDA
    Too cute! Fantastic pep talk! This should be telling you something, maybe your house knows -you don't need a scale! If you are exercising regularly and eating healthy and making it a permanent lifestyle change, all the numbers and clothing sizes will eventually follow, and the bonus is you will feel great!
    Keep up the great work!
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    1854 days ago
    Love this..... Thanks for posting. Also, I am sure Raymond Burr would say "Portly."
    1854 days ago
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