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Monday, May 20, 2013

Ten Excellent and Funny Thoughts About Walking

Walking 20 minutes can add hours to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $8000 per month.
My grandfather started walking five miles a day when he was 60.........................Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 450 dollars. Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.

Every time I hear the dirty word "exercise",
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a very small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years....................just getting over the hill.

Every time I start thinking too much about how I look,
I just find a "Happy Hour" and by the time I leave, I think I look just fine.
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