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Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Some experts are saying that the 2016 Democratic presidential race could come down to Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden. Biden is calling her a worthy opponent, while Hillary is calling him ‘practice’. -Jimmy Fallon

According to a new report, Al Gore now has more money than Mitt Romney. Gore said ‘Mitt and I are living proof that if you’re a boring white guy, anything is possible’ -Conan O'Brien

Mexico’s economy has been on the upswing the last couple of years. They’re getting investors from companies all over the world. In fact, Mexico is now home to 11 million undocumented Americans. -Jay Leno

The National Park Service is launching a new campaign to attract younger visitors. It has a very creative slogan: ‘National Parks: Nobody Knows You’re Drinking in Here’. -Jimmy Fallon

"A new study found that the way someone sneezes can say a lot about a person. For example, if they hold their sneeze in, they're humble. If they cover it, they're respectful. And if they just sneeze into the air, they're standing next to you on the subway." -Jimmy Fallon

"There is a big movie out today: 'The Great Gatsby.' They should have jazzed up the movie's title. They should have called it something like '2 Fast 2 Gatsby.'" -Craig Ferguson

"The Statue of Liberty is reopening on July 4. It has been closed since last year. What happened was she went in for lap band surgery." -David Letterman
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