Sunday, April 14, 2013


A personal trainer:

emoticon Must own your own equipment and work space.

emoticon Must pass a background check and drug test (steroids are OK...just don't stroke out or rage when you are working with me...I otherwise don't care how you are going to abuse your body).

emoticon Must be an early riser.

emoticon Must not be afraid to shout.

emoticon Must be able to take verbal abuse and empty threats of being reported for trespassing.

emoticon Must be strong enough to lift my fat ass out of bed and into a cold shower if that's what it takes to motivate me.

emoticon Must be willing to work for low (read no) wages and no benefits.

Any takers> Bwahahahahaha!~
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    Love your sense of humor! Could I get one of those?!?

    3009 days ago
    See that would be the only way you could get me to exercise before work....I'd have to give him or her my key and get him to come in and drag me out of bed!! lol!
    3018 days ago
    emoticon where can I apply for one of those as well? emoticon

    3021 days ago
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    emoticon Love it! emoticon
    3021 days ago
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