Sunday, April 14, 2013
A personal trainer:
Must own your own equipment and work space.
Must pass a background check and drug test (steroids are OK...just don't stroke out or rage when you are working with me...I otherwise don't care how you are going to abuse your body).
Must be an early riser.
Must not be afraid to shout.
Must be able to take verbal abuse and empty threats of being reported for trespassing.
Must be strong enough to lift my fat ass out of bed and into a cold shower if that's what it takes to motivate me.
Must be willing to work for low (read no) wages and no benefits.
Any takers> Bwahahahahaha!~