Arses and Old Lace: Exercise for Elderly Elite
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Before I decided I wanted to be a nurse, I studied pysical therapy for the elderly. Maybe it was a good thing that I didn't decide to pursue it. I have a twisted sense of humor. Another Sparker and I were bantering about how BORING her aerobics class name was. "Sit and Be Fit". Really? It sounds like a command for dogs. Sit. Stay. I wouldn't do it. So I renamed it for her. Here are some more I came up with:
Rhyme and Punishment - aerobics to hip hop “music”
The Bungle - too fast, too crowded. But do the owners care? No! Because this is a meat market!
To Kill a Mocking Byrd - for Virginians who want to upstage the wealthy family at a Christmas party this year
Arses in Old Lace - no cameras allowed
The Great Gaspings - must be over 80 to join.
Edited to add: The Agony and Ex-Sexy