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Tuesday, April 02, 2013

Congresswoman Michele Bachmann is under investigation for alleged misuse of campaign funds. She's blaming the accusations on her arch nemesis: the facts. -Jay Leno

Today is the second day on which the Supreme Court heard arguments for and against same-sex marriage, commonly referred to as gay marriage, which is commonly referred to as the magic of Siegfried and Roy. -David Letterman

Yesterday former CIA director David Petraeus apologized for having an affair with his biographer. He said he hopes this begins a new chapter in his life. It got awkward when he said, 'Any of you ladies want to write it?' -Jimmy Fallon
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    LOL. That last one was great. I was thinking it was a great pun to use the word "chapter in his life" and then it was made even better by his next comment. LOL. Keep up the great work!
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