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Wednesday's Joke of the Day

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Okay, so a Texas rancher comes upon a farmer from Maine.

The Texan looks at the Mainer and asks, "Say, how much land you think you got here?"

Mainer: "Bout 10 acres I'd say."

Texan (boasting): "Well, on my lot, it takes me all day to drive completely around my property!"

Mainer: "Yep, I got one of them trucks too."
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