Tuesday Assortment

Mary: I used to be a trapeze artist in the circus.
Larry: Wow, what happened?
Mary: I was let go.
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Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?

Customer: Yes, I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.

Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?

Customer: Five stars.

(actual tech support call)
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Before hitting the big time, what entertainer played the piano in a pretzel commercial featuring Chubby Checker singing a jingle based on “The Twist”?

Billy Joel, in 1970. The ad was for Bachman pretzels.
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