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Day One Eve-- Carly Simon Has Your Number.

Saturday, March 02, 2013

Tomorrow is Hell Day.

Actually, Day One isn't so bad. It's usually Day Three of Four that starts to suck. Those are the days that walking through the grocery stores sends you into a near suicidal depression. Just ooh-ing and ahh-ing over all of the things that you 'can't' have makes you want to reach for something to just end it quickly.

So... Hello. I like to start off any new introductions by getting my crazy out in the open. Actually, that isn't even the tip of the craaaaazy iceberg, I get crazier. But (my first grade teacher told me to never start a sentence with 'but' or 'because', I'm a rule breaker) right now my crazy is subdued by my last meal of Waffle House and my dessert of My Little Pony fruit snacks. Anyway, my name is Katie (as if you didn't know from my clever username... hey! Guess where I live?!) I'm 25, and I'm a fattie. I've always been on the heavier side, and I've always hated it. In My adult life I've actively tried to lose weight twice in the past. When I was 19/20 I did WeightWatchers and lost roughly 30 pounds and gained back every pound plus 20 just for funsies. When I was 23/24 I did MediFast and lost 50 pounds and I'm sitting just one pound under where I started. So pretty much I'm good at dieting, but not good at the sustaining.

My reasons for wanting to lose weight are vain, I want to look good, I want to feel good. I have tons of clothes that I bought two years a go that I can't wear anymore- they've hardly been worn! I mean, I guess getting healthy is another benefit, but it's not my #1 reason for wanting to lose weight, and it's not yours either. You can not tell me that 99% (78.3% of statistics are made up on the spot) of people dieting are losing weight for any other reason than to look better. We've vain creatures, Carly Simon had us all pegged.

Enough of this useless blog post. You've learned nothing other than I'm crazy.

Has anyone mentioned how good you look today? Because (ha ha!) you're totally hott.

P.S. I know you're dying to know. I had my hashbrowns SMOTHERED and COVERED.

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