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What if Dr. Seuss Wrote Technical Manual?

Friday, February 01, 2013

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted ’cause the index doesn’t hash,
Then your situation’s hopeless, and your system’s gonna crash!

If the label on your cable on the gable at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
That’s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
‘Cause as sure as I’m a poet, the sucker’s gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy’s getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
Then you have to flash your memory and you’ll want to RAM your ROM,
Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom!
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  • PJBONARRIGO
    This is so funny! emoticon
    2206 days ago
  • NICKYCRANE
    My Albanian friend asked what İ was laughing about. Alas, it,s untranslateable and impossiblemto ezplain to someone who doesn,t know Dr. seuss! But İ love it. Thank you so much!
    2206 days ago
  • CJJANISS
    emoticon emoticon
    2206 days ago
  • GERIKRAGH
    That's really cute. Thank you.
    2206 days ago
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