WTF???? Translation:What The Fat????

A couple times in the last week or so I have ate Chicken Salad Sammiches...cuz they are super yummy. I actually just calculated the calories and fat! HOLY COW!!!! I had noooooooo idea!!!! The fat content is as high as I use to put in my body after eating for THREE DAYS!!!! WHAT THE FAT?????? The calories are supper high too and that just sucks! But calories are easier to burn off than fat. Fat doesnt just stick to my boobs...I wish it did! It likes to stick to places such as my inner thighs and under my arms! Im like hella flabby right now and didnt need that! UGH!!! Well...at least the dog is gonna get fed yumminess cuz this chick is DONE with that!!! WTF?!