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The Philadelphia Eagles!!!!

Tuesday, January 01, 2013

A very dear friend of mine from Boston sent me this and thought I'd share!!!!

The Philadelphia Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Philadelphia .

For the first offense, they give you two Eagle tickets.

If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Philadelphia Eagles.

Q. How do you keep the Philadelphia Eagles out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado?
A. To the Eagles Stadium - they never have a touchdown there!

Q. What do you call a Philadelphia EAGLE with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.

Q. What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagles and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q. What do the Philadelphia Eagles and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

emoticon Mary Anne

Coming fom New England, I am a Patriots fan but I was really hoping the Eagles would have a better year this time but have to admit.....this is funny!!!
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