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# The Funny Laws of Life...LAWS YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU KNEW!!

### Monday, December 03, 2012

I'm kinda brain dead and tired. Saw these funny "laws" in email, so thought I'd share - some are related to weight loss!!

Here goes:

1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

5. Variation Law- If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

6. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

9. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

11. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

12. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

13. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

14. Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

15. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.  (My favorite!)

16. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet.

17. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

18. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.

• DOLLYHOLLY
LOL. These are so cool & funny!
1984 days ago
• JESSIKA_56
Cute! Thanks for sharing!
1995 days ago
• SUNNYLIFE72
Cute - thanks for sharing.

I didn't see the Beautician's Law (similar to the Doctor's Law): When you make an appointment or a plan for a hair cut, you will receive compliments about your hair BEFORE your appointment! =)
1995 days ago
• LIBBYL1

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• 1CRAZYDOG
Too funny!
1995 days ago
• MJ7DM33
All of these are true! Thanks for sharing!
1995 days ago
• CATHYJR73
Very Fun
1996 days ago
• BESEVEN
SO True!!!
1996 days ago
• 123ELAINE456
Awesome. And Very True. God Bless You and Have a Wonderul Week. Enjoy Today. Take Care.
1996 days ago
• CONFUSEDBIRD
So very true!
1996 days ago
• GAYLE-G-63

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• DARLY55
They are like gravity - nothing you can do to remedy any of these situations!
Thanks for the funnies!
1996 days ago
• JANNEPERRY
Thanks for sharing--reading these was a fun way to start the day!
1996 days ago
• BARCLE
Oh so true!
1996 days ago
• WINSTONSUZ
these really are true you know! LOL

they're always funny every time I see them..... thanks for sharing I needed a smile tonight!

Suz
1996 days ago
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