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Friday, November 16, 2012

The lizard could never understand why humans seemed to have so many self-esteem issues surrounding scales.
Find your confidante

To keep loneliness at bay, you need at least one close relationship with someone in whom you can confide (not just a pal with whom you talk about impersonal subjects).
College kid: Hey, Dad, I’ve got some great news!
Father: What’s that, son?
College kid: Remember that $500 you promised me if I made the Dean’s List?
Father: Of course.
College kid: Well, you get to keep it!
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