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Friday, October 12, 2012

What kind of music do otters like?

Otternative rock.
Need a quick jolt of happiness, right now? Try this:

Lay the groundwork for some fun. Order a book you’ve been wanting to read (not something you think you should read) or plan a weekend excursion to a museum, hiking trail, sporting event, gardening store, movie theater—whatever sounds like fun. Studies show that having fun on a regular basis is a pillar of happiness, and anticipation is an important part of that pleasure. Try to involve friends or family as well; people enjoy almost all activities more when they’re with other people than when they’re alone.
Teacher: If you had a dollar and you asked your father for another one, how many dollars would you have?
Student: One dollar.
Teacher: No—you don’t know your math.
Student: Well, you don’t know my father.
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