One Of My All-Time Favorites
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
I think that one of the reasons I like this so much is that the "Older" man has such a great comeback. My Dad would have definitely come up with something like this.
I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors---green, red, orange, and blue.
Every time the teenager would look up, she would find my Dad staring every time.
When she had finally had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response: I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid.....
"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid."