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Funny Food Riddles ............

Sunday, September 09, 2012

RIDDLES

Question: You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
Answer: Corn on the cob: You throw away the skin or sheaf, then cook it, eat the corn, then throw away the cob.


Question: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Answer: Pumpkin pi.


Question: What did the grape say when he was sat on?
Answer: Nothing, he just let out a little whine.


Question: What do you call a stolen yam?
Answer: A hot potato.


Question: What was green and a great trick shooter?
Answer: Annie Okra


Question: What did the carrot say to the wheat?
Answer: Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.


Question: What what can you make from baked beans and onions?
Answer: Tear gas.


Question: What is a Honeymoon Salad?
Answer: Lettuce alone, with no dressing.


Question: What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its root upward?
Answer: An icicle.


Question: An old Arab riddle goes like this:
Our servant is green. Her children are born white and then grow black. Who is she?
Answer: An olive tree.


Question: What is green and goes to a summer camp?
Answer: A Brussels' scout.

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