When two men get together, one woman will get fat
Sunday, September 09, 2012
I don't think Josh and Lee understand that stacking donuts and cookies up on top of the fridge do not help the main cook in the family lose weight. I do not think candy really needs to go in the fruit drawer. I have to go on an expedition to the back of the freezer to find my frozen chicken and other healthy food that has been smooshed by pizza boxes, ben and Jerry ice cream, and burritos. When they say they're going to cook dinner, I'm either limited to one brautwurst or a half bowl of chili because there wasn't enough room for my chicken, they forgot to pick up the chicken, or "You're not going to eat the chili? We spent hours on that." Ummm excuse me, I spent hours on most of the dinners in this house and you both still eat around the freggies.
I've talked with Josh about it and he's great when Lee (our roomate) isn't in the house. But as soon as you have them both in the same room for over an hour they're going for a cookie run or Lee wants to try a new recipe or "we need more meat in our diet" and "Do you want some?" And Lee is a diabetic so one box of donuts lasts him about a week so why does he need more?
There's going to be a new phrase in this house. It's going to be "Hell hath no fury like a woman whos husband just brought home more cookies."