My Life is So Weird

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Allow me to explain. For instance,

1. Most people I know are in bed asleep. Where they should be. Am I in the bed asleep? No. I'm up writing a blog. Which probably won't make sense. Excuse, please. My life is weird.

2. While everyone I know (well, almost everyone) is in bed asleep, I'm at work. And it's dark outside. No point in looking out the window. Can't see anything. Weird.

3. While most of the rest of the world is up and about, working, shopping, whatever floats their boat, I'm in bed. With my head under the covers. Can't stand the light. My life is so weird.

4.Some days 8 AM is breakfast time, some days 8AM is bed time. How weird is that?

5. I like to weigh (well, not like, but you know what I mean) in the mornings. When is morning? My body is confused. You ought to see my brain! Weird, right?

6. Doc says to take medicine with breakfast. If breakfast is the first meal of the day, that would be around 4PM. Some of the time. Other times it is 8AM. So do I skip a day, or take it more often than every 24 hours? It's so hard to cope with this weirdness.

7. People call me at 2PM and say "Oh, did I wake you?" I, on the other hand, don't call people at 2AM and say "Oh, did I wake you?" Just too weird for words.

8. Holidays. Ever try to stuff a turkey's behind when you've been up all night? I actually hope whatever I put in there was edible. I'm telling you........weird.

9. I go to work on a Monday, but come home on a Tuesday. So when is tomorrow?
Is today already tomorrow? If a co-worker says "I'll see ya tomorrow." What she actually means is "I'll see ya tonight." Which is still Tuesday. Tomorrow is Wednesday. I think. Weird.

10. So, welcome to the night shift! Also aptly called the Graveyard Shift. Good night everyone! I personally am afraid to go to sleep because I'm ON CALL! My life so weird.

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    Great blog. What day is it again? Have a wonderful weekend.
    2775 days ago
    When I was a brand new nurse in hospital, I worked the night shift .... (we did not ever call it 'graveyard' for obvious reasons ......... I literally could not function .......... My life too was weird ........ Thank God, I was asked to take a full time position on day shift, which I JUMPED on!! ......... emoticon
    I just can not live like a bat! I hope things work out for you ............ a lot of nurses or aides liked that shift .......... But if you are not cut out, it just will never work! ......... emoticon
    2868 days ago
    Must be interesting to have your days and nights reversed - hope you find it fun!
    2876 days ago
    I used to work graveyard shift. I did not like it at all. I could never get enough sleep.

    About your medicine, you need to take it as close to the same time every day as you can, but I am sure you know that
    2876 days ago
    As a former shift worker, I understand. It is a life you have to live to get but those of us who did/do it fully understand. Hang in there!
    2877 days ago
    If the night shift means extra money, weird is so worth it....It sure is for me!!!!!!
    2878 days ago
    FUnny Blog... Night shifts can really mess with you. When you work in Health care you gotta know what day it is all the tieme. Have a great night on Call !
    2878 days ago
    It's a good thing you have a sense of humor.
    2878 days ago
    Wow. That must be so hard. Your life is weird. :)
    2878 days ago
    And I was married to guy on night shift and now SS does it. Everyone gets messed up and we never know what day it is and we are perpetually tired.
    2878 days ago
    emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

    Good luck and keep health goals in mind!
    2878 days ago
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    I enjoyed your blog.

    2878 days ago
    My life has been a Twilight Zone series of episodes. So we all have our strangeness to some extent. (smiling)
    2878 days ago
    Not weird, just unique and very you. HUGS!
    2879 days ago
    That would't take some getting use to. I think I'll stick with the dy shift.
    2879 days ago
  • BEFIT020
    I used to work the graveyard shift. I never knew what day of the week I was in!

    I enjoyed your Blog, tho.
    2879 days ago
    Yeah wait for me!!!! I am awake laying in bed reading sparks, I got up earlier got all my banking reading for tomorrow, made a gallon of brewed ice tea, took the garbage out cleaned up the bedroom.Read a book, shot a letter off to my friend. Plus eating a low fat ice cream sandwich with fat free milk!!! I work tomorrow also plus have over an hour meeting to go back to after 2 hours. Well my peepers are starting to get heavy, good night ,sleep tight my friend!!
    2879 days ago
    Yes most people are asleep but not you nor me. At least you have a valid reason. I just can't sleep. Was up at 6 am, had to drive for hour to attend a very boring 4 hour training session then drive home, help friend with computer so should be tired. Maybe just keyed up from all that sitting and no exercise today. Gonna try ride on stationary bike to see if that helps. So you have a great day (s0rry great night).
    2879 days ago
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