Need a Break from You, Mr. Scale
Thursday, August 16, 2012
I just can't help myself. It's like I'm addicted to stepping on the scale. I've been working so hard at everything, it seems, and that stupid jerk has not given me any inkling of reward.
I can not possibly exercise any more. I can not possibly eat any better. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME???
I'm just done with you for the next two weeks. I don't care how curious I am, if I feel like I want to step on you, I'm going to go visit the Sir Tape Measure instead. He's been much more accommodating.
Phooey on you.