Uh.. Hey Guy.. Thanks but No Thanks..

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

I have a great Chef in my kitchen at work whom is from another country.. he is a US Citizen now.. but of course still holds on to the ways from his country. Before I started losing weight, he would feed me. He said he loved feeding me because, "Healthy Fertile woman eat"... lmao.. I still laugh every time I think of it.

So, as I started my journey which I am sticking with now, every time I would ask for something from the other chef's, they would cut WAY back on the portions and only put a little carbs, tons of protein on my plate. Yet every time I went to my favorite Chef, he would pile it a mile high and I would say Thank You and share it with others.

Tonight though.. tonight was one of my "old" favorite nights... Sloppy Joe's... I love Sloppy Joe's like the way I Love Bacon.. and we all know I would kill someone with my bare hands for some Crispy Bacon.
I go into the kitchen and my chef takes one look at me, says, "You are too thin.. we need to get meat back on your bones.." then proceeds to stack 2 Sloppy Joe's with extra "sloppy" in them and gives me a large scoop of my most favorite Vegetable ever... CORN.. but that is a story for another blog entry...

As I take this plate from him, the others in the kitchen are laughing because they know that I cant eat all of this food but I say Thank You again, take my plate and go to my office. While I am in there, the HR Director comes in and asks what I am doing with all that food...

So I told her

"Asade doesnt like the fact that I am so skinny so he is trying to fatten me back up" She looked at me dumbfounded and asked me to repeat what I said.
So I told her, " Asade thinks that 300lbs is too skinny and that I need to be fattened back up so I can be Healthy and Fertile again" then I bust out laughing..

I love him, and I would never hurt his feelings by not taking what he offers me, but Thank God I have the will power not to go out to the shed, get a shovel and plow it all in my
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  • DMF2012
    Too funny! Thanks for sharing.
    2489 days ago
    Wait! Hold the phone! I am just thinking about those sloppy joes and corn! mmmm some of my favorites! lol

    That was WAY funny! I loved your blog.

    2489 days ago
    Love this ! Too funny!! I could actually see this as I read it! You gotta love him!
    2489 days ago
    lol what a fun day you must of had and the look of your director face when you told her lol. Great keep up the good work, ever thought of talking with the cook about your goals to loose weight maybe he can cook you some yummy healthy foods?
    2489 days ago
  • SPIRIT42013
    To some, food is love. emoticon
    2490 days ago
    He likes you just the way you are. haha! You're too close to the 299 jackpot tho! Poor Asade just has to be disappointed. haha!
    2490 days ago
    OMG, this is hilarious! I can so hear the Swedish chef, but also the "wild and crazy guys" talking about American girls with their big breasts. They stopped short of actually calling them "healthy, fertile women with whom we can have much sex," but they came close.

    I really hope the HR director has a sense of humor!
    2490 days ago
    That is a great story. I would like a chef in my kitchen too !!!!
    2490 days ago
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