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Sunday, July 22, 2012


John dies and goes to Heaven. He meets St. Peter at the gate and asks him,
"How do I get into Heaven?"

St Pete: Spell "Love".

John: L - O - V - E

Pete: That's right, you may enter.

John: Boy, that was easy, are you sure that's all there is to it?

St Pete: Yup...by the way, I have to run an errand. Now that you are one of us, would you please watch the gate for me and if anyone comes just ask them to spell LOVE. If they spell it right, let them in.

John: OK, I can do that.

Soon Ralph arrives and asks: How do I get in Heaven?

John: Spell LOVE.

Ralph: L - O - V - E.

John: That's right, come on in.

Soon Harry arrives and asks: How do I get in Heaven?

John: Spell LOVE

Harry: L - O - V - E.

John: That's right, come on in.

Time being different in Heaven, John see's many more people, but it seems less than a few hours to him.

A woman arrives and as she gets closer John realizes it's his wife.

John: What are you doing here?

Wife: On the way home from your funeral I was in a car accident and died. What do I have to do to get into Heaven?











John: Spell Czechoslovakia........
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