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Ecumenical Meeting

Monday, July 16, 2012

The below contains a listing of churches. I couldn't list them all, so please don't be offended if your particular church is not included. Please be assured I mean no evil or insult to any church. Can you find yours? Was I close?

At the start of a recent ecumenical gathering of Church Representatives, a secretary rushed in shouting, "The building is on fire!!!"

The Methodists gathered in a corner and prayed.

The Baptists cried, "Where is the water?"

The Quakers quietly praised God for the blessings that fire brings.

The Lutherans posted a notice on the door declaring the fire was evil.

The Roman Catholics passed the plate round to cover the damage.

The Jews posted symbols on the doors hoping the fire would pass.

The Congregationalists shouted, "Every man for himself!"

The Fundamentalists proclaimed, "It's the vengeance of God!"

The Episcopalians formed a procession and marched out.

The Christian Scientists concluded that there was no fire.

The Presbyterians appointed a chair person, who was to appoint a committee
to look into the matter and submit a written report.

The Unity Students proclaimed the fire had no power over them.

The Secretary grabbed the fire extinguisher and put the fire out.

The Mormons arrived ten minutes late to the meeting, missing the fire completely!!!
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  • LODESTONE
    Much truth is said in jest. Gosh, are we funny here!!!
    2161 days ago
  • PAMBWS
    Too true...& funny.
    2163 days ago
  • BUDDYSMYFRIEND
    hmmmm What would the Scientologists do? (they've been in the news a lot lately, so I just wondered about them)
    2163 days ago
  • IMREITE
    fun joke. if we can't laugh at ourselves and closed friends then we may not appreciate the jokes of others.
    2163 days ago
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