For The Religious - Part I
Monday, July 09, 2012
Even those who attend church make mistakes. Some of those mistakes may make prospective members reconsider.
Seen on Church Bulletin Boards:
-- This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptised at both ends.
-- Tuesday at 4PM, there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk, please come early.
-- Wednesday, the Relief Society will meet. Sister Johnson will sing, "Put Me In My Little Bed", accompanied by the bishop.
-- Thursday at 5PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mother's Club. All those wishing to become little mothers please meet the bishop in his office.
-- This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Sister Johnson to come forward and lay an egg on the podium.
-- On Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the expense of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet, come forward and get a piece of paper.
-- The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement on Friday afternoon.
-- A bean supper will be held Saturday evening in the church basement. Music will follow.
-- Sign outside a church: "Sermon for Sunday: What is Hell like?"
Just below was the message: "Come in and hear our choir sing."
-- Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
-- Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.
-- Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
-- For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
-- Bishop Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
-- The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
-- Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 pm. Please use the back door.