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Friday, June 08, 2012

I follow the blogs of other enlightened people here on Spark. This one comes from SparkPeople member GERIKRAGH and I wanted to share.

I follow the blogs of other enlightened people here on Spark. This one comes from SparkPeople member GERIKRAGH and I wanted to share.

I was told this was about four apolitical fishermen from Wisconsin, but I couldn't verify that claim.


At some point in a guy's life.... it comes down to this....


Four guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years.

Two days before the group is to leave, Herm's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Herm's buddies are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.?

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Herm sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

"Shoot, Herm, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'"

I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!

She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, so I did.
And then she said, "Do whatever you want."


"So, here I am!!!"
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