I was a VICTIM..!
Wednesday, May 09, 2012
OF VANITY SIZING!!
Ok so y'all know I sent away for some Fredericks of Hollywood jeans (over priced, sure, but there were shiny shiny SEQUINS!). They arrived late last week and I was feeling all skinny since I lost a couple pounds since I sent for them. To my surprise they were too big! And of course I accepted this as being proof of all my hard work, living in deprivation and having to count every last calorie (the horrors!) (right). So I'm all like, oh I will send these 32"s back and order me a 30" or a 29". It actually took me until this morning to realize...
I measure myself. Pretty regularly too. Trust me when I tell you 32" is really my size (my not sucking it in, not quiiite letting it all hang out, like my normal size). I'm not 29" or 30". I'm a 32. But whatev. If FoH wants to flatter me with lies, I'll let them. Because I'm sending these babies back and getting them in a smaller size. Because there are sequins. And I don't mind that I'm going to fit in a vanity size 29".
Cuz I am gonna look hella sexy.