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"Funny" Weight Loss Quotes

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Enjoy these funny weight loss quotes – Diet Quotes

“The difference between try and triumph is just a little umph!” -Marvin Phillips

“I’m the same weight now as I’ve always been-even before having children-but I have to say there’s been a redistribution of the flesh!” Francesca Annis

“The cardiologist’s diet: If it tastes good, spit it out”. –Author Unknown

"A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.” ~Author Unknown

“Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.” -Beth McCollister

“I’m allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat.”-Jennifer Greene Duncan

“I keep trying to lose weight… but it keeps finding me!” -Author Unknown

By: Michelle Simtoco
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