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Friday, March 02, 2012

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I think I just ate my willpower.
- Author Unknown

It’s called DIET because all the other 4-letter words were taken.
- Author Unknown

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
- Ellen Degeneres

Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
- Author Unknown

I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge.
- Paula Poundstone

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
- Author Unknown

I'm allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat.
- Jennifer Greene Duncan

Never eat more than you can lift.
- Miss Piggy

Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press 1 eighteen thousand times.
- Randy Glasbergen

The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.
- Author Unknown

I'm in shape. Round is a shape... isn't it?
- Author Unknown

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    Someone always eats my willpower too.. :)..thanks for the cute blog. emoticon
    2575 days ago
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