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Funny Ads

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

These are advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country (or so we are led to believe)

- Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

- The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.

- Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

- Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.

- Stock up and save. Limit: one.

- We build bodies that last a lifetime.

- For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.

- Man, honest. Will take anything.
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