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I am SO evil. XD

Sunday, February 26, 2012

How to lose 300+ pounds in a weekend:

Dump the guy who's mooching off you.

You'll still have lots of blood, sweat, and tears, but that's from the emotion of going through it, and the workout involved in moving.

There are a lot of things about it that will suck horribly. But it will be worth it in the end.

Like today: I went to the store because I basically had NO FOOD in the house. Sure, I made some not-so-good choices (How DID those Doritos get in my cart? >.>) but THIS WEEKEND I am in celebration mode.

I got home, checked Twitter, and couldn't stop giggling.

He said: "Pizza, whiskey, cigar, Star Wars... #F*ckYeah" (of course, his version wasn't censored.)

I sent Jezi a text: "He put the wrong hashtag on that! It should read: 'Pizza, whiskey, cigar, Star Wars... #ForeverAlone'!"

Later, I texted her again after I made dinner. I sent her a picture of my dinner at my place on the table before I started eating: Filet mignon, broccoli, corn, red wine, and a piece of lemon cream cake. I said, "You had pizza as your celebration dinner? I'm sorry."

I also posted the pic to Twitter saying, "Dear dinner: You were the best I've ever had. Which is why I shall forever remember this moment. I miss you already..." I've have gotten many friends saying how amazeballs it looked.

Yeah, I twisted that knife. It felt good. I had to buy staples while he bought cigars? He tweeted today that his credit was finally almost perfect after years of bad credit from before we were together/when we started dating, but didn't acknowledge that I bailed him out SO MANY TIMES?


He's gonna know that I made an awesome dinner and remember that I LIKE cooking like this.

His loss. Seriously. I'm better off now.
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    Definitely appreciate the comments/suggestions, but it's basically what Jezi said: Not exactly in a position to cut off contact with him completely.

    On the plus side, neither of us are on Facebook, and right now all we have is Twitter and WoW in common. Even then, he hasn't been posting much to his main Twitter account (his RP account is where he spends most of his time, and FUNNY ENOUGH people there are beginning to think he's a jack@$$) and he doesn't spend much time in game because "it's become a chore" (and the thing about that is, like cleaning your house, you can either maintain it and it's not so bad, or you can hide from it and let it get worse...which is what he's done).

    Part of why I had to blog about this here is because the snark was building up so much that I had to let it out somewhere safe before I let it out at him. I still have to deal with him by going over to the apartment and getting the rest of my stuff, but after that? I probably won't have anything to do with him again.
    2277 days ago
    @Slap+Ishana -- Unfortunately the social situation that we're in keeps either of us from cutting off contact with him completely. (Trust me, after how he treated her I don't care to associate with him anymore either.)
    2278 days ago
    I agree with Ishani.
    2278 days ago
  • ISHANI29
    Hon, get off his Twitter/FB/ Anything till you have him out of your system. Else you'll still be doing it to show him, not for you.
    2279 days ago
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