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Valentine's Day is at it AGAIN!

Saturday, February 11, 2012

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Anonymous



Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house.
Anonymous



Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
Hoosier Farmer



True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Erich Segal



Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun.
Anonymous



Falling in love is so hard on the knees.
Aerosmith



Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Jules Renard



Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
Peter Ustinov



Love is a grave mental disease.
Plato



"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy." - Henry Kissinger


"Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch." - Cathy Carlyle

"Love is a game that two can play and both win." - Eva Gabor

"Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart." - Author Unknown

"I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon." - Author Unknown

"Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker." - Author Unknown

"Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is." - Author Unknown

I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV. ~ Tracy Smith

Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day. ~ Jay Leno

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. ~ Charles M. Schulz



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