A frisky pat down by another woman!

Tuesday, February 07, 2012

The whole uniform fantasy thing, doesn't do it for me. The boob squeeze? Well that was just painful. So what was it that made you single me out from the crowd? Was it the underwire contraption which holds these gargantuan boobs in place so that I don't get knocked unconscious while exercising? Really Ms. TSA agent, did you honestly have to noogie my every crevice right after I had just passed through the TOTAL body scanner? I mean, what's left to the imagination? If it is a strip search you want then let's continue this elsewhere. But standing in the middle of the airport surrounded by hundreds of observers might serve your voyeur fantasy but not mine. Next time I prefer to have the cowboy over there do the "work" and you Ms. Atilla the Hun can stay home. No heavy metal or piercings in this body so I don't know what perked your interest. Sweet dreams Atilla. emoticon
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  • BANDMOM2012
    Wow, I would have freaked - that is ridiculous
    2630 days ago
    Eek! Lady-bags are attention grabbers....too bad it's when it's a militant and unnecessary type. Too bad your boobs couldn't squeeze that Sasquatch back with their own little...whatever it is that boobs use.

    Hope that the bad frisk aside, you're having a good trip!

    2630 days ago
    I've got some installed hardware in my body that set's off the magnetometer every time, so I get the full body groping. That's why I love the X-ray machines.
    2631 days ago
    Yikes!! Now I know why I don't like flying. emoticon
    2631 days ago
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