Did You Ever Stop and Wonder....

Thursday, January 05, 2012

Why toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on......

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
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    Why do we drive on parkways, but park in the driveway?

    How can you tell if yogurt goes sour?

    We use the expression, "It's all Greek to me;" the French say, "It's all in Chinese;" the Germans say, "It all sounds like Spanish;" and the Russians blame it on the Germans. What do the Greeks say?
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    These are good!
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    3104 days ago
    strange as we are, but its all true

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