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Munch,Chomp, Suck,Peck and Nibble

Friday, December 09, 2011

DISCLAIMER: by no means is this blog meant to be taken seriously. No bugs, birds, or bunnies were harmed in the making of said blog.

Munch, Munch, Munch... Like a beetle emoticonon a leaf eating every morsel and leaving only the veins. That sounds like my plate.

Hoard, Hoard, Hoard … Like a squirrel hiding nuts for winter, (only mine are candy bars, brownies, Little Debbie’s...etc., etc., etc..)

Chomp, Chomp, Chomp … See the bunny eating carrots - but my chomping is that pizza the boys brought home _ I guess I had better mend my ways..Better yet... does anyone have a roll of duct tape?

Suck, Suck, Suck… Like a squash bug on a vine or a hummingbird drinking nectar. My sucking is sucking every last drop of a fruit smoothie. (Or milkshake)

Peck, Peck, Peck… Like a mother hen grousing for seed. (Or one spouse pecking at the other spouse…this was put in there for all those hen-pecked hubbies out there. HEY_ what about rooster-pecked wives??? LOL!! After all this CANNOT be seen as sexist.)

Rip, Rip, Rip … Like the polar bear fattening up to survive the winter... Only I don’t need to store up for anything. I already have enough fat stores to survive AT LEAST 2 winters.

Nibble, Nibble, Nibble… That is the sound of the wee mice in the field. Nibble? Me nibble? That is a laugh... Try inhale and slurp!!

Oh well, we can’t all be perfect… Or can we?

I hope you had fun reading this blog and happy munching (on veggies), hoarding nuggets of wisdom (although my blogs don’t fall into that category), Chomping on the garden bounty, sucking down water, ripping into wholesome foods, and nibbling yourself to a slender and healthy YOU!!
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  • TEDIEBEAR1
    Pizza! Those bad boys. Tsk tsk. emoticon
    2919 days ago
  • RFJSJ50
    emoticon Thanks for a much needed dose of laughter!
    Sadly, that's exactly what my life has seemed like the past few months! I've finally reached a point where I'm serious again, although I slipped yesterday and ate a huge piece (s) of pumpkin roll! I'm sitting here now eating melon and yogurt for breakfast and drinking my fourth glass of water!
    Why do we let ourselves slip back into old patterns so easily and then find it so hard to go back to the healthier ones?
    Stay focused on your goals, determined to reach them, and positive that you will!
    Sheila
    2919 days ago
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