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Sunday, November 27, 2011

Pastors New Teeth

A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.

The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth,
he talks for only eight minutes.
The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.
The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.

The congregation had to mob him to get him down
from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.

The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt
so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes.
The second Sunday his gums hurt too much
to talk for more than 10 minutes.

But, the third Sunday,

he put his wife's teeth in by mistake
and he couldn't shut up...

hehee, teeth jokes are hard to come by!.. Now if he only had her brain, that would be his best sermon yet!!
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    That is too funny and we get a good laugh. Have a wonderful 2012 and make all your goals come true. God bless you always. Learn something new every day.

    Smile Joyce
    3322 days ago
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    That's tooo funny! Thanks for sharing!!! emoticon emoticon
    3350 days ago
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    Love it! Sent it to friends.......and my Pastor!!
    3385 days ago
    You are too funny - thanks for sharing!! Where have you been hiding??
    3385 days ago
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