Sunday, November 27, 2011
Pastors New Teeth
A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.
The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth,
he talks for only eight minutes.
The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.
The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
The congregation had to mob him to get him down
from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.
The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt
so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes.
The second Sunday his gums hurt too much
to talk for more than 10 minutes.
But, the third Sunday,
he put his wife's teeth in by mistake
and he couldn't shut up...
hehee, teeth jokes are hard to come by!.. Now if he only had her brain, that would be his best sermon yet!!