Monday, November 21, 2011
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench
The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short
breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked
what he did to have so much energy.
The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your
level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was
around, the lady asked if he needed any help.
He said "Do you have any Rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want 5 loaves."
She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... By the time you get to the 3rd
loaf, it will be hard"
He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this s*** but