The break up letter
Tuesday, November 08, 2011
Dear dark blue Hawaiian print dress,
I really liked you. I loved the fact that I got you in Hawaii. That was an amazing vacation. When I met you, you were cute and romantic. But now I realize, we just aren't right for each other anymore. I don't think we will ever be right for each other again. In fact, I don't want us to be right for each other ever again.
I put you on today and looked in the mirror. I looked like I was wearing a loose fitting blue Hawaiian print sack. You did nothing for my curves. I don't want to wear you, when I go out anymore. The romance is over.
P.S. You have some friends in the closet that need to go away with you, too.