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texting for seniors

Wednesday, November 02, 2011

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a
STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.
Please pass this on to your children and grandchildren so they can understand your texts.
ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Fainted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can't get up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI: (Gotta Go Laxative Kicking In)


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Member Comments About This Blog Post
    You're a hoot; this is wonderful! Hope you won't mind if I copy and email it to all my friends.
    2742 days ago
  • RECRT042000
    I'm still laughing R.W. This is a good one!!! ha!ha!ha!ha!ha! emoticon
    2771 days ago
  • IMNENA23
    Oh, Yes! What's next? Love it!
    2775 days ago
    OMG - loved it!!! I love to txt so this was HILARIOUS! Something I have to look fwd to in 30+ yrs!
    emoticon Brittney
    2783 days ago
    I don't tweet, but thanks for the info if and when I ever start. emoticon
    2784 days ago
    Wonderful blog..I had a great time reading this and took the liberty while talking to mom tonight to read it to her as well..she got a great laugh since neither of us are very literate in tweeting or anything else for that matter!
    2784 days ago
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