100,000-149,999 SparkPoints 135,607

Reasons You Should Buy a New Car

Sunday, June 12, 2011

- Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.
- Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.
- You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14 year old on a moped.
- 15 minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep you car for 3 days.
- When you gas up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you?"
- Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal the "Club".
- While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt.
- For the last five years, you've had to settle for making "vroom, vroom' noises while in the driveway.
- You keep losing dates on left turns.

Share This Post With Others
Member Comments About This Blog Post
    Thanks for the laugh to start the day. emoticon
    2537 days ago
    As always, you made me laugh. Another couple of years and that will be my car.

    2538 days ago
    emoticon Thanks! emoticon
    2538 days ago
  • EVELYN5877
    On the other hand, you could help the environment and walk!
    2538 days ago
  • Add Your Comment to the Blog Post

    Log in to post a comment

    Disclaimer: Weight loss results will vary from person to person. No individual result should be seen as a typical result of following the SparkPeople program.