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# *Children Are Quick *

### Friday, May 27, 2011

*Children Are Quick *
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*TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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*MARIA: **Here it is.
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*TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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*CLASS: Maria. *
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*TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
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*JOHN: ** ** You told me to do it without using tables. *
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*TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' *
*GLENN: ** ** K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' *
*TEACHER: No, that's wrong *
*GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. *
*(I love this child) *
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*TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? *
*DONALD: H I J K L M N O. *
*TEACHER: What are you talking about? *
*DONALD: ** ** Yesterday you said it's H to O. *
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*TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago. *
*WINNIE: Me! *
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*TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? *
*GLEN: ** Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. *
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*TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' *
*MILLIE: ** ** I is.. *
*TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' *
*MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' **
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*TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't
punish him? *
*LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.... ** ** *
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*TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
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*SIMON: ** ** No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. *
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*TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's....did you copy his? *
*CLYDE : ** ** No, sir. It's the same dog. ** *
* (I want to adopt this kid!) *
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*TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested? *
*HAROLD: **A teacher** *
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*LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!*
• MIDORIBUG
I like the last one.
2881 days ago
• FLMOMX2
All teacher--like me-- are probably ROFL!!!!
2889 days ago
• PEPPERLEAH
Love it!
2889 days ago
• ARGAMBLE
I've read this before, but it makes me giggle each time. I'm a teacher. Thanks for sharing!
2890 days ago