I got jokes
Wednesday, May 04, 2011
Isaac and Sarah got married and left on their honeymoon.
When they got back, Sarah immediately telephoned her mother Leah.
"Well," said Leah, "How was the honeymoon, darling?"
"Oh mom, " Sarah replied, "the honeymoon was fantastic. It was so romantic!"
Then Sarah started to cry. "Oh Mom, as soon as we got back, Isaac started using terrible language. he said things I'd never hoped to hear, all those 4-letter words. Please Mom, get into your car now and come and take me home."
"Calm down darling," said Leah, "tell your mother what could be that awful."
" Don't be shy, tell me what 4-letter words Isaac used."
"Cook, wash and dust."