Hello collar bone...where have you been all of my life?
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Hello collar bone,
I wanted to leave you a quick note and let you know-I've been noticing you lately. Sometimes when I walk by a reflective surface, I'll catch a glimpse of you out of the corner of my eye. I know that I catch a glimpse and you are just waiting for the right moment to come forward and show me how amazing you are-you sexy thing you!! Where have you been all of my life!??
Now that I've dumped my horrible ex 'double chin', feel free to show up any time ;) I hope to see more of you this summer, we will make a great team :)
I'll be seeing more of you later.