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Important Health Notice

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.

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This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).

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If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

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Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes:
Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) emoticon

and
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). emoticon

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

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You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

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Thanks once again to my friend Chuck for my daily smile.

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