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In Honor of the Masters

Thursday, April 07, 2011

I subscribe to an email known as Mikey's Funnies. In honor of the Masters starting today, he sent out this group of interesting quotes. If you are interested in subscribing to his emails, you can find them at



The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flag stick on top.
-- Pete Dye

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
-- Jim Bishop

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
-- Hank Aaron

Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five.
-- Paul Harvey

Give me golf clubs, fresh air & a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
-- Jack Benny

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
-- Al Boliska

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
-- Billy Graham

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
-- Ben Hogan

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.
-- Chuck Hogan

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
-- Jack Lemmon

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
-- Mark Twain

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.
-- Woodrow Wilson

They call it "golf" because all the other four-letter words were taken.
-- Raymond Floyd

[forwarded by Gretchen Patti]

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