More Bumper Stickers
Monday, March 07, 2011
- We're staying together for the sake of the cats.
- Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
- This is not an abandoned vehicle.
- I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.
- It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
- Life's too short to dance with ugly men.
- Life's too short to dance with ugly women.
- My wife says if I go fishing one more time, she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.
- When you do a good deed get a receipt (in case heaven is like the IRS).
- I is a college student.
- Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
- Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
- Eschew obfuscation.
- Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton.