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Monday, March 07, 2011

- We're staying together for the sake of the cats.

- Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

- This is not an abandoned vehicle.

- I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.

- It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.

- Life's too short to dance with ugly men.

- Life's too short to dance with ugly women.

- My wife says if I go fishing one more time, she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.

- When you do a good deed get a receipt (in case heaven is like the IRS).

- I is a college student.

- Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

- Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

- Eschew obfuscation.

- Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton.

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  • 2BEATIT1
    You bring a smile to the day.
    Thanks for sharing
    2630 days ago
  • 2GOVEG
    LOVED IT! To add a few...

    Well behaved women rarely make history

    This cast is a result of kicking him to the curb

    Only my cat understands me

    Wag more. Bark less.

    2631 days ago
    Thanks for the laugh!!!!! emoticon emoticon
    2631 days ago
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