Having a cold
Tuesday, February 08, 2011
It's one of the many attractive things a woman can have. And just what the hell happens to your hair when you're sick? I have a follicle fiesta going on up there. It's almost as if it says "hey she's sick lets go crazy, it's not like she's gunna brush us, buuah ha ha ha ha". Not to mention the saggy black bags under your eyes, the bulbous red chaffed nose that I'm pretty sure glows in the dark, that scratchy throat which can only be itched by the sskkkkkk sound, which actually sounds more like a bass singing cat that's mad; oh and the endless gallons of mucus. omg is all that really necessary? So much time is needed to tend to just the flow of it and if you don't, it will fall out all on it's own. without warning! I always make sure I'm either wearing long sleeves or am next to someone that does, that I like and can just randomly hug while I use their sleeve. I've seen several people ask "can I workout when I'm sick" how can you not? you've got stretching ( reaching for the tissue) bicep curl (putting it up to your nose) cardio (breathing in then blowing out),anaerobic cardio ( sneezing) and finally the cool down,( throwing it away). I know I repeat this in 2 sets of 15. Do you know this is nowhere to be found on the fitness tracker? Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go lay down and finish my workout!