So you've got PMS!
Saturday, February 05, 2011
Ya know, why us? I believe more females then men are level headed. Really look at all the weird things men do for fun?? ie; throw a perfectly clean car into a mud hole to see how dirty it can get and if it's a good day, it might even get stuck, then they have to call the "testosterone posse" in to help dislodge it! woo hoo!! and if anyone ever says they've seen me there I'll deny it!
So my last week was filled with emotion and food. LOTS of food. Could not get enough. I ate like a horse. I may have even eaten a small pony, I dunno. My eyes glazed over and I was in a frenzy. (that crazy pms look we get, hand us a chain saw and we could make a horror movie). I had a few days of (damnit the muffins stuck to the pan, so I viciously threw it in the dumpster ..... 3 BLOCKS AWAY!) couple of days I was all warm and fuzzy inside loved flowers and puppies, and the of course cried the last couple of days because I couldn't find a matching pair of socks.
I did manage to workout through out the entire episode # 62, ( so called because family members will remember this and it makes future reference much easier for all. "mom remember episode 41 when you ran the mail box over to get it open because you couldn't get the key to work?"
Did the working out help, probably, ask the muffin man or the garbage man. Even he knows when I'm pmsing, he turns his truck off and coasts up to the dumpster, empties it by hand, then pushes the truck back out to the road. I did make a commitment to myself that no matter what, I WILL work out, and try to eat less in one sitting. The neighbors are running out of small animals anyway!
Bottom line; I try to be gentle with myself because I know this is just a temporary state. (Can't friggen wait for menopause) BUUUUAAAA HA HA HA HA