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Sunday, January 23, 2011

Thought this was very funny!


TRUTHS FOR MATURE HUMANS

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Da** it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

20. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

22. I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?

29. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists.

31. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet anything that everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!
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  • 3SISTERS
    Sure enjoyed this.....thanks for sharing!
    3230 days ago
  • YOYOSTOP
    Polly been wondering where the heck are you and what you been up to. #5 got my attention as there actually was an article in a magazine that showed how to fold a fitted sheet, I read it and still don't know how, and don't really care as long as it fits in the linen closet, lol. I pray all has been well with you. A week ago today something happened to my right knee, I get an MRI done on it this Sunday and then see my doc again on Tues. I think a lot of people have the winter blahs right now, I keep telling myself spring is on it's way, I just wish it'd hurry up and get here, lol. Have a Fabulous Friday and a great weekend.

    Hugs,
    Shirl
    3285 days ago
  • MARLA7
    Nice blog Polly. Makes ya think! : )
    3307 days ago
  • RUFREE4T
    I like this
    3308 days ago
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    POLLY THANKS FOR SHARING.
    I HATE WHERE THE BLOGS ARE NOW I LIKED THE OLD WAY AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE I FORGET TO LOOK TO THE SIDE HUGS,CHAR
    3313 days ago
  • RUFREE4T
    I love these. So many ring true.
    3316 days ago
  • MOMMA_BEAR_69
    You are so right...I can hit that snooze in less than 1 second...have to stop it so it doesn't wake Ken. Love your blog...definitely hit close to home and my heart!!
    Blessings my sweetest Polly. I love you.
    Hugs,
    Helen
    3318 days ago
  • KSNICKER
    What's Blue Ray? hee hee
    3318 days ago
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